Breast Milk Ice Cream Anyone?

Udderly ridiculous.

Art Linklater and Bill Cosby said that “Kids Say the Darndest Things”.

In today’s weird and mixed up world, we do not need to go to the kids anymore. Organizations now say the darndest things.

Like PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. They are suggesting that milking cows is both cruel to the cows, and not healthy for humans. I can accept that. They took the concept further in suggesting that world-famous Ben & Jerry’s Homemade Ice Cream be made with human breast milk.

Ashley Byrne, a campaign co-ordinator for PETA, acknowledged that the idea is not very plausible, but added that it’s no stranger than humans consuming the milk of another species.

Ben and Jerry’s spokesperson Sean Greenwood said , “We applaud PETA’s novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother’s milk is best used for her child”.

Some nursing mothers were interviewed. On the matter of breast pumps, some were quoted as saying it was not much fun. Perhaps they can feel for the cows.

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