Archive for the ‘Humour’ Category

If I Had A Billion Dollars

In honour of Stephen Harper’s fake lake, Tony Clement’s steamboat, and the billion dollar bill for the G8 and G20 Summits. Because it had to be done (with apologies to the Barenaked Ladies). For Jennifer Smith, singer, writer and municipal candidate in the town of Milton, the fake lake in the ever growing controversy over [...]

Is (Was) Grandpa Richard A Dork?

LOL !!! You need to watch and listen carefully to the words. Leave a comment.

The Challenges of Fatherhood

How do you deal with a son that crashes a brand new $180,000 Porsche through your garage door? Find out by reading this story in the Globe and Mail. Well worth the read. gr

Awesome Cinematography

Now this is awesome cinematography! A brief history of EVERYTHING. Your comments are welcome.

To Be 6 Again

Considering my enjoyment at speaking about the differences between males and females, I thought you might enjoy this. ————————————— A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for [...]

How Should Toilet Paper Come Off The Roll?

How do you install toilet paper rolls? With the paper coming off the front of the roll, or off the back of the roll? Your choice says something about you! Please visit the following link to take my survey, and then come back here to see what your choice says about you. Click here to [...]

Drive Like Tiger

Are we talking golf clubs or cars? In this case, the answer is “cars”. Happened to see an interesting Google Ad today while reading an article about Tiger Woods. Drive Like Tiger Woods Re-Enact Tiger Crashing Into The Fire Hydrant! Can You Park The Car? http://www.AddictingGames.com/TigerParkingSlam No further comment.

When Men Write Advice Columns

This has been passed around the internet in various versions. Have a good laugh. Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine [...]

Spam on My Blogs

I have a number of blogs, with Grandpa Richard Speaks my favourite. Most of my blogs get comments. Unfortunately, 99% of the comments are spam. Some people spam me with jokes. Why do I consider jokes spam? The links they leave all point to sites that I would rather not share with my readers. I [...]

Making Animated Videos

I came across this new animation site and made a short animated movie. Be forewarned that I spent practically zero time on the script! It was easy to put this together. Just took quite a while to render.