Grandpa Richard Speaks

Now this is awesome cinematography!
A brief history of EVERYTHING.
Your comments are welcome.

Considering my enjoyment at speaking about the differences between males and females, I thought you might enjoy this.
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her [...]

How do you install toilet paper rolls?
With the paper coming off the front of the roll, or off the back of the roll? Your choice says something about you!
Please visit the following link to take my survey, and then come back here to see what your choice says about you.
Click here to take the survey.
Please [...]

Are we talking golf clubs or cars?
In this case, the answer is “cars”.
Happened to see an interesting Google Ad today while reading an article about Tiger Woods.
Drive Like Tiger Woods
Re-Enact Tiger Crashing Into The
Fire Hydrant! Can You Park The Car?
http://www.AddictingGames.com/TigerParkingSlam

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This has been passed around the internet in various versions. Have a good laugh.
Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out [...]

I have a number of blogs, with Grandpa Richard Speaks my favourite. Most of my blogs get comments. Unfortunately, 99% of the comments are spam.
Some people spam me with jokes. Why do I consider jokes spam? The links they leave all point to sites that I would rather not share with my readers. I could [...]

I came across this new animation site and made a short animated movie.
Be forewarned that I spent practically zero time on the script!
It was easy to put this together. Just took quite a while to render.

Cute piece in The Toronto Star today by writer Rosie DiManno, about chastity and monogamy in today’s sexed up western world. Well, it’s actually about the challenges of having a world of monogamy and chastity.
Think David Letterman.
There is also the case of baseball analyst Steve Phillips who was fired by ESPN on Sunday night [...]

A guy figures he is doing something right when the lady asks HIM out. Especially when it is to a sports venue. I mean, let’s face it, free tickets to the big game, and a lovely lady sitting beside you. Must be close to the top of any guy’s list. What could possibly go wrong?
She [...]

Imagine that you are a 14 year old whose single mom has joined Facebook and convinced you to add them as a friend. Then, imagine that your mom comes home from a bit of a wild date. She has obviously had a good time and she is still under the influence. She goes to your [...]