Grandpa Richard Speaks

Well, I will be after some women read this!

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It’s Good to be a Man

• You don’t give a hoot if anyone notices your new haircut.
• People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
• New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
• You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife.
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

And you should see the ones I left out!

p.s. if you are a woman, you may enjoy my site devoted to “girls”.