Grandpa Richard Speaks

Have You Ever Wondered Why?

 
 
 
  When a woman wears a leather dress,
  A man’s heart beats quicker,
  And his throat gets dry,
  He goes weak in the knees,
  And he begins to think irrationally.
 
 
 
  Ever wonder why?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
it’s
Because she smells like a new truck.