The World Did Not End. Good!

While pondering the end of the world yesterday, I came to the realization that I am ending on a sad note. You see ……

I never found out who let the dogs out
I never found the way to get to Sesame Street
I never found out why Dora doesn’t just use Google maps
I never found out why we don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”
I never found out why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed
(actually, there are TONS of things about women I never found out the answers to!)
I never found out why “abbreviated” is such a long word
I never found out why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons
I never found out why you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”
I never found out if when a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing
I never found out whether a hearse carrying a corpse can drive in the carpool lane
I never found out if the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune
I never found out what is Victoria’s secret (but that’s just another female thing!!)
I never found out why wrong numbers are never busy
I never found out why Tarzan never had a beard
I never found out why it is called lipstick if you can still move your lips
I never found out why most people, when you’re driving and looking for an address, turn down the volume on the radio
I never found out if jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans
I never found out if pilots take crash-courses
I never found out how you get off a non-stop flight
I never found out how you write zero in Roman numerals
I never found out why deaf people don’t wear earmuffs, since blind people wear dark glasses
I never found out why, if swimming is good for your shape, whales look the way they do
I never found out why bars have parking lots if you can’t drink and drive
I never found out why they call it “chili” if it’s hot
I never found out why they call it rush hour if it has the slowest traffic

It is good that the world did not end cause I have so many more questions I need answered.

Grandpa Richard

p.s. Do you really think I am this witty? Because I actually stole this from a friend, who stole from a friend, who stole from a friend, who stole from a friend , who stole from a friend …

p.p.s. Did you sing the 2 songs???

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