Why do they do it – Part 1
I’m starting a new series of posts that asks the question, “Why do they do it?”
Is modern life better? Are people crazy?
What follows is my first topic. (don’t forget – I’m a grandpa and not very politically correct, etc.)
Why do so many women get boob jobs? Are they that full of low self esteem that a few extra kilos on the front will pick them up? Do they realize that some (many?) men actually prefer small to medium? Have they considered the long term effects of gravity on a pair of D’s? How do they like being remembered after a party? For their smile or their cleavage?
I for one find it very distracting when a gal with a pair of D’s, and a low cut outfit, walks into the room. Not only that, they put this glitter stuff in there so your eyes cannot help but look down to see what all the sparkles are about. Instead of going under the knife, why not just wear an outfit that takes advantage of what you’ve got, and learn how to smile and be a good conversationalist.
Trust me, a man cannot resist a great smile that comes with a gal that can talk about a variety of topics. Add to that the ability to laugh at the appropriate times and you can have them all lining up to serve you.
(note: if you’ve had 6 kids and things are a bit droopy, then go ahead and consider a little tightening, but leave out the saline)