Boy, am I in TROUBLE !!!

Well, I will be after some women read this!


It’s Good to be a Man

  • You don’t give a hoot if anyone notices your new haircut.
  • People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
  • New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
  • You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife.
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

And you should see the ones I left out!

p.s. if you are a woman, you may enjoy my site devoted to “girls”.